A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why???
???
try think!!!
donno???
cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
Ok another one now...
Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???
A:Hussey
Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???
A: Hussey to phasi !!!!
third one...
ek ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
…. . . . . .
kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
or chor bachh gaya
Fourth is really gud one...
EK Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
???????????????
Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hot a hai Maine suna Hai
now a Highly complicated PJ
Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast) ................... darwaza khol do
colour of frequency what is the colour of frequency??
Purple how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal therefore PARPAL
Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha . ? ? ?
King George how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
according to movie Sholay who is son of lion HOLI . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how ?? .. . .. . . . . . .Gabbar bolta hai na
holi cub hai ?
cub hai holi (cub) ...
:)
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