Short story competition in one IT company... No wonder it was chosen as the best
On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase "appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details where typed in flying colors. Thunders broke into my ears and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry, I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.
While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange co-incidence, this guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead there!!!!!!! ! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind...... ... splash!!! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "wake up man? Come to meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready".
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning.
This guy, who wrote the answer below, topped the exam!!
OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987 *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: This is courage.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why???
???
try think!!!
donno???
cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
Ok another one now...
Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???
A:Hussey
Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???
A: Hussey to phasi !!!!
third one...
ek ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
…. . . . . .
kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
or chor bachh gaya
Fourth is really gud one...
EK Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
???????????????
Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hot a hai Maine suna Hai
now a Highly complicated PJ
Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast) ................... darwaza khol do
colour of frequency what is the colour of frequency??
Purple how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal therefore PARPAL
Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha . ? ? ?
King George how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
according to movie Sholay who is son of lion HOLI . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how ?? .. . .. . . . . . .Gabbar bolta hai na
holi cub hai ?
cub hai holi (cub) ...
:)
Another video, thats makes us think what they would hav got after spending effort in this shit.
I wonder who make such kinda clips?
